Hi there bloggers,
Today I feel rejuvenated and happy. I managed to finish up all my work over the weekend. So I just feel that I want to share this forwarded email received from a friend.Quite hilarious and yet true. Have fun reading.
School
A place where parents pay and children play .
Life Insurance
Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die rich.
Nurse:
Nurse:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills .
Marriage
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters...
Divorce
Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.
Tears
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power...
Lecture
Lecture
An
art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the
notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" .
Conference
Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary
Dictionary
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal
Criminal
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught.
Boss
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your confidence after .
DOCTOR
DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic
Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight .
Office
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life to be wise
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